Dentistry for docs

Future Antarctica medical staff get to practice gloved fingered dentistry on each other

Future Antarctica medical staff get to practice gloved fingered dentistry on each other

Tien and I playing hooky with our sailing adventure

Tien and I playing hooky with our sailing adventure

The full medical crew and the generous dentist that loaned us his office

The full medical crew and the generous dentist that loaned us his office

Ceremony for the 15 new pickleball courts in Colorado Springs.

Ceremony for the 15 new pickleball courts in Colorado Springs.

Balloons float towards the lake in hopes of doing a splash and dash

Balloons float towards the lake in hopes of doing a splash and dash

A fish shaped balloon drifts over the lake  before dipping in.

A fish shaped balloon drifts over the lake before dipping in.

Hola summer warriors,

As part of my ongoing consulting with the Antarctica program, I was told recently that funding was approved to teach the medical crew some dentistry before they head south to the frozen continent, instead of waiting for them to call me with questions like “If teeth really matter, how come they don’t teach anything about them in medical or nursing school?” Then Jim, who runs the program for UTMB in Galveston, TX, asked me how I wanted to teach the course, and I told him I would find a local dental office and we would practice on each other in a real dental setting. He skeptically asked how I thought I would find an office that would allow such an exercise, and thus the gauntlet was thrown. I did a few cold calls to dental offices and after one expressed mild interest, I sealed the deal by mentioning that we were trying to find an office that was interested in helping the US Antarctic Program- who could say “no” to that?

I joined the crew of 8 in Galveston a few weeks ago as they were going through orientation, and we spent 2 afternoons in the dental office I had secured taking x-rays, doing exams, and then practicing fillings on some teeth I had set up in models for their learning pleasure. Everyone seemed to enjoy the chance to root around in each others mouths with no tongue or gum lacerations that would take too long to heal. In the middle of the 6 day orientation I managed to corrupt my old pharmacy buddy, Tien, and we played hooky one day to go sailing on a lake on a sleek Hobie Cat. Inexplicably we somehow managed to irritate our coworkers with texts and photos of our sailing adventure while they sat in class.

In local news, Colorado Springs was back on the Pickleball map by unveiling 15 spanking new courts downtown last week, and when the politicians finally stopped jabbering to the anxious crowd of a few hundred people, we got to play on a world class venue. I even won a new paddle in a drawing, which I happily collected even after a heckler called out “He’s a dentist!” like I didn’t deserve to win because all dentists are filthy rich, which I tend to flaunt with my lavish lifestyle.

Labor Day weekend means the annual Hot Air Balloon Festival, and I crawled out of bed at 5:30 this morning in hopes of seeing them launch and float around with the backdrop of the mountains. I wasn’t disappointed, and even after seeing them for over 30 years it was a treat. Hope your weekend is labor free, and you have a few more weeks of summer to soak in the warm weather.

Cheers,

Lavishing Bob

Madagascar Mojo

This black and white ruffed lemur was my buddy as long as I had some banana

This black and white ruffed lemur was my buddy as long as I had some banana

Our portable dental set-up worked pretty well

Our portable dental set-up worked pretty well

Pat and Richelle with a new eye glass fan

Pat and Richelle with a new eye glass fan

The director of the school, Richard, was a ping pong fan too

The director of the school, Richard, was a ping pong fan too

Weekend jungle lodge a few hours from the city

Weekend jungle lodge a few hours from the city

A two foot long chameleon eyes us warily

A two foot long chameleon eyes us warily

Ring tail lemurs looking for mischief

Ring tail lemurs looking for mischief

May 2014

Bonjour lemur fans,

            Pat and I signed up to be part of a Colorado Springs organized dental/vision project to Madagascar last month, and it was another adventure in third world travel. We hauled a dozen 50 pound bags of dental gear and donated eye glasses to take care of the kids and staff at a well run Street Kids Center in the capital city of Antananarivo, and were kept busy for a week and a half of eye exams and dental procedures. Pat enjoyed giving exams and dilating hundreds of kids eyes for Dr. Bob the ophthalmologist, while John, a dentist I shared an office with 30 years ago and I were engaged with pulling and filling teeth subjected to too much Coke and candy. The people we worked with were fabulous and everyone felt inspired by the smiles of the kids and their families. I even found out there was a ping pong table at the school, so spent some time routing the locals when I was done pulling teeth for the afternoon. I walked to the center each morning while the rest of the group chose to sit in stalled traffic, but they missed out on the essence of squalor and street sewage.

            One of my favorite aspects of the trip was the weekend getaway to a rain forest lodge to hang out with the wildlife and get to experience a setting where 80% of the animals are found no where else in the world. We hiked among the lemurs and chameleons, and even though Pat tried to avoid having a lemur land on her head she served as a nice vaulting horse for a few that wanted to get some banana from someone standing next to her. We stayed in a great house on church property and dined out a few times on French cuisine left from the colonization that ended in 1965. After our stint was completed we packed up and headed to the relative modern comfort of South Africa, but I’ll save that story for another email.

Cheers,

       Bob of lemur land